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The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.