Sentimental Irony Is A Dog

Religion, Morality, And Patriotism Are Feelings That Are Manifested Only When They Are Outraged.

Adults Who Still Derive Childlike Pleasure From Hanging Gifts Of A Ready-made Education On The Christmas Tree Of A Child Waiting Outside The Door To Life Do Not Realize How Unreceptive They Are Making The Children To Everything That Constitutes The True Surprise Of Life.

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

I Like To Hold A Monologue With Women. But A Dialogue With Myself Is More Stimulating.

Medicine: "your Money And Your Life!