Self-pity Dries Up Our Sympathy

Only Death Rescues Us From Dying.

A Budget Takes The Fun Out Of Money.

Being Charming Takes Time And Effort, And I Am Busy.

In Psychoanalysis, Only The Fee Is Exactly What It Seems To Be.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.