To Jane Austen, Every Fool

Illusions Are Hazardous, And So Are Disillusions.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

Position Yourself Well Enough, And Circumstances Will Do The Rest.

Modernized By Tin Roofs And T-shirts, Third World Poverty Is No Longer Picturesque.

I Trust You Because I Need You.