Seize The Moment. Remember All

There Are Few Things In This World More Satisfying Than Having Your Son Teach You How To Play Tennis, Unless It Is Having A Semi-truck Run Over Your Foot.

I Was Trampled To Death By A Man Who Believed His Luggage Would Be The First Piece Off. If He Were An Experienced Traveler, He Would Know That The First Piece Of Luggage Belongs To No One. It's Just A Dummy Suitcase To Give Everyone Hope.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.