Screw Guilt -- I Could

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.