Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing

If You're Following The News, You Know That The Major Religions Differ In Their Interpretation Of The Holy Books. For Example, One Way To Interpret God's Will Is That You Should Love Your Neighbor. An Alternate Reading Of The Holy Books Might Lead You To Rig A Donkey Cart With Small Mortar Rockets And Aim It At A Hotel Full Of Infidels. In Summary, Po-tay-to, Poh-tah-to. Religions Are Very Flexible.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

I Think The Pleasure Of Completed Work Is What Makes Blogging So Popular. You Have To Believe Most Bloggers Have Few If Any Actual Readers. The Writers Are In It For Other Reasons. Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn. All You Get Is The Pleasure Of A Completed Task.

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I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.