The Ability To Work Hard

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.

Man Is A Game Playing Animal And A Computer Is Another Way To Play Games.