Scientists Are Like Atomic Nuclei.

It Was While Making Newspaper Deliveries, Trying To Miss The Bushes And Hit The Porch, That I First Learned The Importance Of Accuracy In Journalism.

Being Politically Correct Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry.

It's Really An Optimistic Show. I Think Most Of The People In This Country Are Optimistic, Too.

There Are No Exceptions To The Rule That Everybody Likes To Be An Exception To The Rule.

Babies Are Always More Trouble Than You Thought And More Wonderful.