Science Is A Good Thing.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.