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The 2012 Olympics Is Going To Cost £8 Billion Which Is A Lot Of Money. It'll Probably Bankrupt London. But You Can't Put A Price On Two Bronze Medals In Cycling.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Think Being Successful In Comedy Is Being Funny And Making Jokes - Anything Beyond That Is The Icing On The Cake.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?