Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.

What's Green, Hangs On A Wall And Whistles? [a Herring]

A Writer Writes Not Because He Is Educated But Because He Is Driven By The Need To Communicate. Behind The Need To Communicate Is The Need To Share. Behind The Need To Share Is The Need To Be Understood.

It Is Not That Which Is Beautiful That Pleases Us, But That Which Pleases Is Is Called Beautiful.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter, To Be Productive, To Have It Make A Difference That You Lived At All-using The Talents That God Has Given You For The Betterment Of Others.