Why Did God Give Me

The Writer Wants To Be Understood Much More Than He Wants To Be Respected Or Praised Or Even Loved. And That, Perhaps, Is What Makes Him Different From Others.

What's Green, Hangs On A Wall And Whistles? [a Herring]

First-rate People Hire First-rate People; Second-rate People Hire Third-rate People.

Many [of The Americans] Polled Showed A Marked Disapproval Of The Wallonians, Danerians, And Pirenians. The Fact That These Minorities Were Invented By The Pollster Did Not Diminish The Hostility.

The Hardest Part Of Growing Up Is Learning How To Wait