Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll

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We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.

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The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.