Rumor Is A Vagrant Without

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.