Rumor Is A Vagrant Without

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

If You Ever Find Happiness By Hunting For It, You Will Find It, As The Old Woman Did Her Lost Spectacles, Safe On Her Own Nose All The Time.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.