Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

I Shall Carry To The Catacombs Of Age, Photographically Lined On The Tablet Of My Mind

There's Fish In The Sea, No Doubt Of It, As Good As Ever Came Out Of It.

I Am The Captain Of The Pinafore ; And A Right Good Captain Too! . . . . And I'm Never, Never Sick At Sea! What, Never? No, Never! What Never? Hardly Ever! He's Hardly Ever Sick At Sea! Then Give Three Cheers, And One Cheer More, For The Hardy Captain Of The Pinafore!

All Bayonets Are Bad.