A Policeman's Lot Is Not

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

For Duty, Duty Must Be Done; The Rule Applies To Everyone.

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!