Remember When We Was Young,

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

I Love My Life, But I Don't Think I'm Any Happier Than My Younger Brother Andre, Who Drives A Garbage Truck.

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.