Regulations Grow At The Same

The Process Of Competitively Selecting Contractors To Perform Work Is Based On A System Of Rewards And Penalties, All Distributed Randomly.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

The More Time You Spend Talking About What You Have Been Doing, The Less Time You Have To Do What You Have Been Talking About. Eventually, You Spend More And More Time Talking About Less And Less Until Finally You Spend All Of Your Time Talking About Nothing.

If A Sufficient Number Of Management Layers Are Superimposed On Top Of Each Other, It Can Be Assured That Disaster Is Not Left To Chance.

A Revised Schedule Is To Business What A New Season Is To An Athlete Or A New Canvas To An Artist.