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Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian Until I Picked Up Reason Magazine And Realized I Agree With Everything They Had Printed.