Green Screen Was A Total

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

Look, This Is An Odd Question, But You're Kind Of Cute And You're Pretty Nice To Me. Are You Drunk? It's Ok If You Are.

I Think That If Anyone Bothered To Take A Survey, They Would Find A Sharp Decline In Atheism During The Winters In Cleveland, Ohio.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.