Things Don't Make Me Nearly

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst People.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.