Quite Obviously A Cat Trusts

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

You Never Realize A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend Until You Start Betting On Horses.

After His Death The Gardener Does Not Become A Butterfly, Intoxicated By The Perfumes Of The Flowers, But A Garden Worm Tasting All The Dark, Nitrogenous, And Spicy Delights Of The Soil.

I Certainly Don't Know If You Could Claim That Every Theft Is Wrong, But I'll Prove To You That Every Theft Is Forbidden, By Simply Locking You Up.

Man Will Never Be Enslaved By Machinery If The Man Tending The Machine Be Paid Enough.