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Gentlemen, Four-fifths Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered By Seas; That Is Unquestionably Too Much; The World's Surface, The Map Of Oceans And Dry Land, Must Be Corrected. We Shall Give The World The Workforce Of The Sea, Gentlemen. This Will No Longer Be The Style Of Captain Van Toch; We Shall Replace The Adventure Story Of Pearls By The Hymnic Paean Of Labour.

Man Will Never Be Enslaved By Machinery If The Man Tending The Machine Be Paid Enough.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.

As Is Well Known, All Collectors Are Prepared To Steal Or Murder If It Is A Question Of Getting Another Piece For Their Collection; But This Does Not Lower Their Moral Character In The Least.