President Bush Is Not Fazed

The Prison Scandal Is Really Hurting President Bush's Poll Numbers. In Fact, I Hear He's Already Working On His Concession Smirk.

John Kerry Will Undergo Surgery To Repair His Right Shoulder. He Originally Hurt It When He Suddenly Switched Positions On Iraq.

Bryant Gumbel Is Thrilled About His Cbs Deal And Can't Wait To Start Alienating The Staff Of An Entirely New Network.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Announced He's Running For Governor. He's Got A Great Slogan - 'vote For Me, Or I'll Make 'kindergarten Cop Ii

I Pride Myself On Being Down-to-earth. I’m From The Midwest. People Who Go Into Show Business Are Screwed Up. I Romanticized About Having A Serene Life.