Politicians Are Dumb, But They

Conferences Are Just Like The Poor And The Democrats, They Will Always Be With Us.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.

The Income Tax Has Made Liars Out Of More Americans Than Golf.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote For Republicans