Politicians Are Dumb, But They

After Seeing Kids Play Polo Against Big Guys, It Only Shows That Horses Are The Greatest Equalizer In The World. No Matter What You Weigh, The Little Fellow Is Your Equal On A Horse.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

Congress Knew Coolidge Would Veto The Farm Bill. There Was More Politics Than Relief In That Bill.

I'm Not A Real Movie Star. I've Still Got The Same Wife I Started Out With Twenty-eight Years Ago.