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Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.