Plus, According To My Mother,

Plus, According To My Mother, Memories Change Like People Do, Especially If There's Enough Alcohol Involved-aphrodite

Jack Came Whirling In Like A Little Gay Tornado With Duchess Following Him.

I've Bespelled This Locket, For You; My Own, My Mate. The Day Has Come When Death Forced Us To Part. You Must Know That I For You, Forever, I Shall Wait. So Until We Meet Again I Hold Your Love Safely Within My Heart. Remember, Your Oath Was To Temper Strength With Mercy. No Matter How Long Apart We Shall Be, I Hold You To That Oath Eternally... Eternally...

I Stifled A Sigh And Ignored The Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

Just When I Thought My Day Couldnt Get Any Worse, I Saw The Dead Guy Next To My Locker.