Peter Falk And Denis Leary

I'm No Prophet And I'm No Genius, But I Can Only Tell You What I Seem To Know. As A Fan Of Television And The Movies, I Think It's All For The Better.

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.

Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry. I Love Washing Machines. I'm The Maid In My House.

If The World Somehow Actually Ends Tomorrow, Let All Forget About The Mayans And Just Agree It`s The Nhl`s Fault