Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional

When You Look At Someone Like Sacha Baron Cohen, You Have To Really Respect The Boundaries He Is Pushing As Bruno Or Borat.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

In Every Circle Of Friends There's Always That One Person Everyone Secretly Hates. Don't Have One? Then It's Probably You.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.