Perhaps The Most Important Thing

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

I've Studied Golf For Almost 50 Years Now And Know A Hell Of A Lot About Nothing.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

The Player Who Expects A Lesson To 'take' Without Subsequent Practice Just Isn't Being Honest With Himself Or Fair To His Professional.