Perhaps I Have Managed Some

I'm A Terrible Dancer. Terrible. Just The Pits. And I Had To Do These Cheerleading Things And It Was Just Cringe-worthy. I Mean, I'm So Bad, So That Was Painful.

I Do Turn Down Things That I Feel Aren't Right For Me, Like When It's Some Kind Of Adolescent Thing That Might Typecast Me, But I'm Not Worried About It.

Can't Hardly Wait Was A Movie Everyone Wanted. I Wanted The Lead Girl Sooo Badly, I Think It Was Lauren Ambrose. I Wanted It So Badly, I Kept Auditioning. I Didn't Get It, But I Think Everyone That Auditioned - Because Everyone Went Out For It - Got Some Screen Time In It, Like Me.

It's Fun To Play Mom. Last I Knew I Was Playing A 17-year-old Who Graduated.

I Go From Being Hugely Hopeful And Entertaining To... Really Not. I'm Not Manic Depressive, But I Can Really Go To The Darker Side.