Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.