People Who Make A Living

You Can Be The Most Artistically Perfect Performer In The World, But An Audience Is Like A Broad - If You're Indifferent, Endsville.

Orange Is The Happiest Color.

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.