If I Had Done Everything

You Treat A Lady Like A Dame, And A Dame Like A Lady.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

You Are The Promised Kiss Of Springtime That Makes The Lonely Winter Seem Long. You Are The Breathless Hush Of Evening That Trembles On The Brink Of A Lovely Song.

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.

You've Got To Be On The Ball From The Minute You Step Out Into That Spotlight. You Gotta Know Exactly What You're Doing Every Second On That Stage, Otherwise The Act Goes Right Into The Bathroom. It's All Over. Good Night.