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I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

Its Important For Women Not To Find Their Confidence In A Man. I Think You Really Have To Know Who You Are Before You Can Truly Fall In Love And Give Your All, And I Don't Think A Man Can Define You. You Have To Own That.

Every Tear Should Live Its Purpose. Don't Ever Wipe The Reason Away.

If I'm Going For Advice For Anything In My Life, I Go Straight To My Father Because He Has The Answers.