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I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.