People Sometimes Mistake Being Serious

The Worst Part About Being Married Is When You're Not Connecting. Your Partner Is Going Out The Door When You're Coming In, And You Don't Have A Chance To Debrief On The Day. That's The Worst.

Didn't You Take Economics? You Could Have Had Me For $49.95.

I Think Dreams Can Come True, But Not Necessarily Like Fairy-tales. It's Not Always So Perfect Like That.

The Key To A Successful Marriage Is Accepting That You're Not Going To Change The Other Person. And The Words "yes, Dear. Whatever You Want.

I Started Off As A Juggler. I Used To Do A Half-hour Show On The Weekends To Make Money As A Kid. Then I Went To Cleveland, Ohio In 1983 To The International Jugglers Competition Junior Division And Came Second. So That Was My First Job, Being A Juggler