People Sometimes Mistake Being Serious

I Hate Shaving. It's Much Easier To Just Do A Little Stubble, But My Wife And Daughter Like It When I'm Clean-shaven. If You See Me With A Clean Face, Then You Know I'm In The Kissing Mode!

The Hardest Thing About Having Three Kids Is Trying To Find A Balance, Because There's Always The Odd Man Out, And You Also Need To Make Sure Each Child Gets The Attention He Or She Needs.

People Sometimes Mistake Being Serious With Being Taken Seriously.

Kids Take You Outside Your Comfort Level Because You Ask Yourself, 'how Do I Answer That Question For Them?' You Think Back To Your Childhood, And It's Like: I Don't Want To Give Them That, I Want To Give Them This. My Life Is My Children.

Oh, She's My Bodyguard. I Mean, I'm A Married Man, And The Last Thing You Need In That Situation Is To Be Considered A Sexy Individual. But I Try To Never Let This Whole Mcdreamy Thing Really Influence Us. I'm Trying To Just Have A Calm Family Life, To Make My Marriage Work. It's Not As If When My Wife Asks Me To Take Out The Trash, I Say, 'um, Honey, Don't You Realize That I'm Too Sexy For That'? Well, Actually, I Do, But She Gives Me Crap For It.