People Make Fools Out Of

You Know How Many Stunning Women Told Me They Can't Stand A Good-looking Man? ... Women Feel Secure With An Ugly Guy Because A Man In Bad Shape Isn't Gonna Cheat.

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

When Most People Return From Europe, They Tell Tales Of All The Sites They Saw, The Shopping, The Entertainment, Etc. Jews, On The Other Hand, Return And Say I Had This Slice Of Cake In Austria, Let Me Tell You, I Don't Know How They Make It! It Was Great!