People Love High Ideals, But

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In.