People Generally Have Sex Fairly

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

People Say, 'what's The Secret To A Marriage?' There's No Secret - I Think You Get Lucky.

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

People Just Like To Be On Camera. There's A Huge Desire To Be In Front Of The Camera, And Once There, People Will Say And Do Almost Anything. It's Sort Of A Drug, And I Think People Get Addicted To It.