Everyone Said To Vincent Van

High School – Those Are Your Prime Suffering Years. They Don’t Get Better Suffering Than That.

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

In An Enclosed Space, A Camel's Breath Can Change The Atmosphere Of The Room. Not Only Just The Smell, They Literally Seem To Change The Atmospheric Pressure. It's So Disgusting. It's Like They Have Eight Stomachs Each More Rancid Then The Next And It Just Comes Out Of Their Mouth.

Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.