People Don't Know What It's

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.