Comedians By And Large Are

I've Done 10 Or 11 Pilots For Network Television, Which Is Ridiculous.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.