People Come Up To Me

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.