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Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

Every Book Is A Children's Book If The Kid Can Read!

I Like Kinko's, Because They're Open 24 Hours. If It's 5 Am And I Decide I Need Two Of Something, I'm Covered! Sometimes I Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night In A Cold Sweat, And Then I Think, "oh, Yeah. Kinko's. No Problem. That Will Not Remain Singular."

I Would Like It If Four People Did A Cartwheel All At Once... So I Can Make A Cart.

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.