People Ask If I Can

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.