My Wife Has To Be

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.