Pedagogical Romances Leave The Mentor

The Tragic Hero Prefers Death To Prudence. The Comedian Prefers Playing Tricks To Winning. Only The Villain Really Plays To Win.

Truth Usually Stammers At First.

Pornography Supplies The Only Really Safe Sex.

Charity Does Not Like Arithmetic; Selfishness Worships It.

Generosity Knows How To Count, But Refrains.