As The Tenor Roars His

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Birth Dates And Bathroom Scales Tell More Truth Than I Want To Know.

Irony Dissolves Sentiment, But Occasionally A Sentiment Is Strong Enough To Dissolve Irony.

Since Events Are Not Metaphors, The Literal-minded Have A Certain Advantage In Dealing With Them.

I Would Be Glad To Worship Success If I Could Find Her.